Monday, November 23, 2009

RANDOM-ONICS: SNEAK PRODUCT PREVIEW



As a certain feast-centered holiday draws near, it seems appropriate to pause and reflect upon all the people and things that we are truly and deeply grateful for. It is with this thought in mind that I have been laboring over an elegant chapeau, specially designed so that the fanciest ladies and gentlemen of SL might achieve a dual purpose--i.e., to adorn their noggins in the most fashionable way possible, and to never again be caught without a certain essential hygiene item (something to be very, very thankful for, indeed!).

The chapeau consists of a gleaming white oval fit for a king's (private) throne, which is crowned with several rolls of the very finest two-ply bathroom tissue. Several squares of this same fine tissue adorn the rim, fluttering gently in the breeze and shielding one's fair skin and delicate eyes from the heat and glare of the sun.

Watch for it to appear on XStreetsl.com sometime in the very near future!

Warmest Thanksgiving wishes to you and yours.

Signed,

~Onyx Buccaneer~
Fancy Lady, Resident Amazon, and board-certified Mad Scientist


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