Random-Onics is proud to announce its corporate sponsorship of Onyx & Teri's "Propellors of Hope" program:
"Providing a helping hand in order to lift and separate underprivileged and overburdened boobs from their unsupportive environments, so they may serve as shining headlights of hope that point the way for others who aspire to reach similar heights."Applicants must submit a 500-word notecard essay explaining why they feel their boobs are worthy of consideration. Moobs (man-boobs) may be considered provided that they are of sufficient size.
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