As a new customer to Random-Onics, I must say I love the variety. Who would have thought of so many spinning things for your things that do not spin? Lets hope this starts a real life trend & the plastic surgeons don't charge too much. Its easy to get distracted by the uber cool new Xmas gear but I found myself drawed to the Aluminnum Foil Gown. Accompanys any sausage you know & deflects Micro Rays & irritates people with mind reading abilities. how can it block Mind readers when it doesnt cover your head? No ones brain is really in their Head, you believed that? Plus if catches someone in the right light it will truly leave them dazed. *this is a none dazzling product...Random-onics legal peeps told me I had to add that & sanctioned me..
Well, Kal, I hope you realize that I will now have to craft a foil hat as well, to completely block the deadly Micro Rays and evil mind readers! Random-Onics wants its customers to be safe and protected at all times!
As a new customer to Random-Onics, I must say I love the variety. Who would have thought of so many spinning things for your things that do not spin?
ReplyDeleteLets hope this starts a real life trend & the plastic surgeons don't charge too much.
Its easy to get distracted by the uber cool new Xmas gear but I found myself drawed to the Aluminnum Foil Gown. Accompanys any sausage you know & deflects Micro Rays & irritates people with mind reading abilities. how can it block Mind readers when it doesnt cover your head? No ones brain is really in their Head, you believed that? Plus if catches someone in the right light it will truly leave them dazed. *this is a none dazzling product...Random-onics legal peeps told me I had to add that & sanctioned me..
Well, Kal, I hope you realize that I will now have to craft a foil hat as well, to completely block the deadly Micro Rays and evil mind readers! Random-Onics wants its customers to be safe and protected at all times!
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