NEW MAXI PAD CHAIR AND FREE WEARABLE MAXI PAD (MM ITEM)

NEW RANDOM-ONICS TEXTURE-CHANGE BALLROOM MASK WITH FEATHERS!

NEW!!! TEXTURE-CHANGE NIPPLE PROPELLORS FROM RANDOM-ONICS

REVISED MIDNIGHT MANIA GIVEAWAY SCHEDULE

I've decided to change my Midnight Mania giveaway schedule.  Here are the upcoming items between now and Valentine's Day:

• Weekend of 29th-31st:  Pink Wolf Hearts N Skulls Accessories set - includes Pink Wolf Hearts N Skulls stockings & gloves (women's), Random-Onics Hearts N Skulls nipple propellors (unisex)

• Weekend of 5th-7th:  Pink Wolf "I'm Hers" and "He's Mine" Lipstick Tattoos

• Weekend of Valentine's Day (12th-14th): Random-Onics Valentine's Nipple and Pelvis flags

~Onyx~

NEW PINK WOLF ITEMS!!!

MORE NEW RANDOM-ONICS / PINK WOLF VALENTINE'S DAY ITEMS!!!

NEW VALENTINE'S ITEMS FROM RANDOM-ONICS & PINK WOLF; MIDNIGHT MANIA!

COMING SOON: PINK WOLF by RANDOM-ONICS

Helping the Relief Efforts in Haiti: Make Sure Your $ Actually Gets There!

Because some "enterprising" souls are taking advantage of the current situation in Haiti to scam people by pretending to collect money for relief efforts, CNN has recently posted a list of reputable charities that they have vetted, and that are collecting money towards the ongoing relief efforts in Haiti.  If you donate to these charities, you can be pretty well assured that your money is going to its intended purpose.

I have seen donation boxes in SL that claim to be collecting for the relief efforts.  I have no reason to believe that they aren't what they claim to be.  Unfortunately, I also have no way to verify that the money is actually being forwarded to an appropriate charitable organization.

For this reason, I've chosen not to set up a donation box at Random-Onics, but rather a URL giver that directs people to the above CNN list.  It's not quite as convenient to use as a donation box, but it is 100% verifiable by the user, and it does assist people who don't even know where to begin looking.

If you would like to do the same thing on your own land, copies of this URL giver can be obtained for free at the Random-Onics store.  Just right-click on any of the signs and select "Buy," then purchase for zero Lindens.  It is copy/transfer.

Please also visit this U.S. State Department web page for info on how you can donate by texting from your cell phone.

RANDOM-ONICS HAS MOVED!!!

Visit us in our new location, which is just across the Paradiso Perduto sim from the old location (and is right next to The Cage!).

~Onyx Buccaneer~

NEW!!! RANDOM-ONICS STARLIGHT COCKTAIL DRESS

HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM RANDOM-ONICS!

NEW RANDOM-ONICS HANUKKAH BOXERS!!!

RANDOM-ONICS GRAND OPENING!!!

In addition to purchasing Random-onic items on Xstreet.com, you can now also buy them in my BRAND-NEW IN-WORLD STORE!!!

NEW RANDOM-ONICS CHRISTMAS OUTFITS!!!

RANDOM-ONICS: SNEAK PRODUCT PREVIEW

As a certain feast-centered holiday draws near, it seems appropriate to pause and reflect upon all the people and things that we are truly and deeply grateful for. It is with this thought in mind that I have been laboring over an elegant chapeau, specially designed so that the fanciest ladies and gentlemen of SL might achieve a dual purpose--i.e., to adorn their noggins in the most fashionable way possible, and to never again be caught without a certain essential hygiene item (something to be very, very thankful for, indeed!).

The chapeau consists of a gleaming white oval fit for a king's (private) throne, which is crowned with several rolls of the very finest two-ply bathroom tissue. Several squares of this same fine tissue adorn the rim, fluttering gently in the breeze and shielding one's fair skin and delicate eyes from the heat and glare of the sun.

Watch for it to appear on XStreetsl.com sometime in the very near future!

Warmest Thanksgiving wishes to you and yours.

Signed,

~Onyx Buccaneer~

Fancy Lady, Resident Amazon, and board-certified Mad Scientist

BELATED POST ABOUT NEW PRODUCTS (a.k.a. "I'm really bad about blogging")

Some new Random-onics products that I forgot to post about when they came out. All are available on XStreet, of course!

RANDOM-ONICS EVIL LABORATORIES GETS A FACELIFT

I thought the place could use a little spiffing up, so I made a new sign to welcome visitors (see pic).

Now it looks like a classy, professional evil lab, not like one of those shoestring operations with fake killer robots and goldfish instead of piranhas.

Don't you agree?

ONYX & TERI'S PROPELLORS OF HOPE

Random-Onics is proud to announce its corporate sponsorship of Onyx & Teri's "Propellors of Hope" program:

even Amazons get the blues

First: Happy 2nd Birthday to The Cage!

Second: I have to admit that I grow weary of attaching things to my