HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM RANDOM-ONICS!

NEW RANDOM-ONICS HANUKKAH BOXERS!!!

RANDOM-ONICS GRAND OPENING!!!

In addition to purchasing Random-onic items on Xstreet.com, you can now also buy them in my BRAND-NEW IN-WORLD STORE!!!

NEW RANDOM-ONICS CHRISTMAS OUTFITS!!!

RANDOM-ONICS: SNEAK PRODUCT PREVIEW

As a certain feast-centered holiday draws near, it seems appropriate to pause and reflect upon all the people and things that we are truly and deeply grateful for. It is with this thought in mind that I have been laboring over an elegant chapeau, specially designed so that the fanciest ladies and gentlemen of SL might achieve a dual purpose--i.e., to adorn their noggins in the most fashionable way possible, and to never again be caught without a certain essential hygiene item (something to be very, very thankful for, indeed!).

The chapeau consists of a gleaming white oval fit for a king's (private) throne, which is crowned with several rolls of the very finest two-ply bathroom tissue. Several squares of this same fine tissue adorn the rim, fluttering gently in the breeze and shielding one's fair skin and delicate eyes from the heat and glare of the sun.

Watch for it to appear on XStreetsl.com sometime in the very near future!

Warmest Thanksgiving wishes to you and yours.

Signed,

~Onyx Buccaneer~

Fancy Lady, Resident Amazon, and board-certified Mad Scientist

BELATED POST ABOUT NEW PRODUCTS (a.k.a. "I'm really bad about blogging")

Some new Random-onics products that I forgot to post about when they came out. All are available on XStreet, of course!

RANDOM-ONICS EVIL LABORATORIES GETS A FACELIFT

I thought the place could use a little spiffing up, so I made a new sign to welcome visitors (see pic).

Now it looks like a classy, professional evil lab, not like one of those shoestring operations with fake killer robots and goldfish instead of piranhas.

Don't you agree?

ONYX & TERI'S PROPELLORS OF HOPE

Random-Onics is proud to announce its corporate sponsorship of Onyx & Teri's "Propellors of Hope" program:

even Amazons get the blues

First: Happy 2nd Birthday to The Cage!

Second: I have to admit that I grow weary of attaching things to my

IT'S MY FIRST POST OMG!!!

Random-Onics Evil Laboratories, Ltd.

--For Immediate Release--

Apologies to all of my SL friends; I know I've been a bit hard to reach lately. But please be assured that it's for a good cause: I've been hard at work on VERSION 2 OF MY